THINGS THAT ARE PHASHION
- SAYING ‘CLAG’ AS IN ‘CLAG GLUE’ INSTEAD OF ‘SWAG’
- ALL SHADES OF GREEN, INCLUDING VOMIT
- SMELLING GOOD EVEN WHEN SMELLING BAD
- DICHOTOMY
- HAVING A LARGE COLLECTION OF WIGS
- SOCK BUNS
- WRITING ‘GET FUCKED’ ET AL ON YOUR SHOES, PARTICULARLY WEDGES
- WEDGES WITH FLOATY DRESSES THAT ATTRACT BOYS… KIDDING
- THE SECONDARY COLOUR WHEEL
- BEING AMBIGUOUS - MAYBE
- THOSE TWO SAILOR SCOUTS THAT WERE GAY EXCEPT WHEN ONE OF THEM WAS SOMETIMES A DUDE?
- IDENTITY POLITICS
- CHANNELLING KANYE
- CHANEL-ING KANYE
- DIRGES
